Hump Day Humor

My friend Katie posted a hilarious forward on her blog the other day.  Last night, I read the jokes to Michael.  Most of these had me laughing out loud.  (A side note, I do not like the acronym LOL.  When I see it, I read it phonetically in my head - like rhymes with roll.  It bothers me.)  Anyway, I thought I'd have Michael rolling with laughter, too.  Check it out:

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment
Sincerely,
Canada

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! It..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely,
1985

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
Sincerely
Jack

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God

Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin

Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco
Sincerely, United States

Dear World of Warcraft
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely, Parents Everywhere

Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore

Dear Ugly People
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol

Dear Mr. Gump
WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Sincerely, Jenny

Dear Katy Perry
I liked the kiss too.
Sincerely, Justin Beiber

Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User

Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper

Super funny, don't you think?  Well, apparently not up Michael's alley.  I didn't get much of a reaction from him after the first few so I kept saying, "Isn't that funny??"  He was not impressed.  I forged on, thinking eventually he would get it.  Finally, I got a response:

Dear Stephanie,
Give it up.
Sincerely,
Your Husband

I think I found his joke funnier than he did.  I guess we just have a totally different sense of humor.  Like, mine is awesome & his sucks.  :)